The Middle 3

Crab! Buddy! Hang on. Help is coming! 

Oh, man my head is killing me. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

Hold on!

Swan runs up to the bar.

Can you rush those Bloody Marys? We're dying here.

Bartender sliding two down,

Call 911. 

Thanks Swan. Oh boy that is soooo good. Hey, let's hit the breakfast buffet.  I'm starving.